Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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