I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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