We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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