He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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