After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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