Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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