I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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