i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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