Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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