I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Do vagina's smell?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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