quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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