i don't like sucking hair
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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