Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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