is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
honey bunches of taint.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
How naked do you want me to be?
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