we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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