sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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