i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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