K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
is it fun? or sober?
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