All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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