My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He better not be in your backpack
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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