i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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