whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
