sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
