Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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