She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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