a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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