scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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