so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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