The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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