I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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