Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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