Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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