Me too!
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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