haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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