Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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