Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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