Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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