yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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