god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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