Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
