if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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