So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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