Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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