just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My dick has a subreddit
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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