We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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