Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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