I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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