Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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