Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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