It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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