i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
