This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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