He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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